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1
Chew-n-choke |
Restaurant |
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2
Draggin' Wagon |
Tow truck |
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3
Smile and Comb Your Hair |
Radar trap ahead, slow down |
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4
Fifty Dollar Lane |
Passing lane |
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5
Junk Buzzard |
Bum |
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6
Colorado Kool-Aid |
Beer |
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7
Half Cheese |
A short school bus |
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8
Go 10-100 |
Go to the restroom |
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9
Billy Big Rigger |
Trucker with a big ego |
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10
Dream Weaver |
Weaving driver - sleepy or impaired |
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11
Bucket Mouth |
Loud, obnoxious, or vulgar |
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12
Meat Wagon |
Ambulance |
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13
Flop Box |
Motel room |
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14
Town Clown |
Local police officer |
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15
There's Two Miles of Ditches For Every Mile of Road |
Reminder to drive safely |
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16
Wiggle Wagon |
A truck pulling two or more trailers |
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17
Motion Lotion |
Fuel |
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18
Starving the Bears |
Driving the speed limit |
|
19
Pickle Park |
Rest area known for working girls |
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20
Suicide Jockey |
Driver traveling with dangerous cargo |
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21
Bubble Trouble |
Problem with your tire |
|
22
Harvey Wallbumper |
Someone who drives recklessly |
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23
Smoke Detector |
Radar detector |
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24
Loot Limo |
Armored car |
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25
Lot Lizard |
Working girl at truck stop |
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26
Sleeper Leaper |
Working girl |
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27
Bone Box |
Ambulance |
|
28
Chicken Choker |
Truck carrying poultry |
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29
Toes On the Bumper |
Driving at full-speed |
|
30
Boom Wagon |
Truck carrying dangerous cargo |
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31
Pay the Water Bill |
Use the restroom |
|
32
Cowboy Cadillac |
Pickup truck |
|
33
Catch You On the Flip-flop |
Talk to you on the return trip |
|
34
Greasy Side Up |
Truck that's flipped over |
|
35
Lane Lover |
Vehicle who won't leave a particular lane |
|
36
Driving Award |
Speeding ticket |
|
37
Willy Weaver |
Intoxicated driver |
|
38
On Your Donkey |
Behind you |
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39
Watch Your Donkey |
Watch behind you, police are approaching |
|
40
Cheese Wagon |
School bus |
|
41
Weight Watcher |
Weigh station worker |
|
42
On the Floor and Looking For More |
Accelerating to full speed |
|
43
Pregnant Roller Skate |
Volkswagen Beetle |
|
44
Gator Guts |
Pieces of shredded tire in the road |
|
45
Nap Trap |
Motel |
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46
Mud Ball |
Donut |
|
47
Tijuana Taxi |
Tow truck |
|
48
Organ Donor |
Motorcycle rider without a helmet |
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49
Land Yacht |
Large mobile home or camper |
